Historic Bedfordshire Pothole Recognised as Archaeological Landmark
After a seven-year repair-request odyssey, a Millbrook Road pothole is preserved as a Grade II* heritage site, complete with plaque and QR code.
Inspired by real events. Populated by fictional idiots. Any resemblance to actual councillors is purely coincidental and entirely intentional.
After a seven-year repair-request odyssey, a Millbrook Road pothole is preserved as a Grade II* heritage site, complete with plaque and QR code.
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